another term for a camel toe. when the pants are worn so high up and tight that they get wedged between the vagina lips. usually found on old woman, you really dont wanna see that, ever.
bree: holy shit balls have you seen ms brown. her crotch wedgie was so bad today
miranda: ewww what the hell!!! but in all seriousness... mrs. johnson... from being a playboy bunny now like 80 years old made it all big and flabby so it so so so bad. her crotch wedgie makes me want to throw up..... -.-''