2 definitions by brazzers

Top Definition
Mother i'd like to fuck
Dude, Toddy's mums a milf
who is she?, Marriane
by brazzers June 21, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
A short burst of controllable intense excitement. Consistent with a thick and juicy slug (usually sperm) sneaking slowly out of the end of the penis.

This is not to be confused with Splurge which is much more rapid and uncontrollable.
Ahhh-ooohhhhh... mmmhhhh I just did a cheeky little splidge... in my pants.... pretty moist down there now.
At least it wasn't a splurge that could of been dangerous!

M: Hey Sugar, what do you think about me having a little splidge tonight?
W: Mmh I fancy a bit of splidging, havn't enjoyed that cheeky slug in a while.
by Brazzers January 27, 2014

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt