17 definitions by brad slocum

iplod

an insulting term for any type of apple music device

dillon's an apple whore and got an iplod with "dillon murray master of the universe" laser engraved on it

by brad slocum February 26, 2005

seri

incredibly awesome or powerful person; a famous person; a religious leader

many Christians might see Jesus as a SERI

by brad slocum October 10, 2003

breacation

(noun) When there is, for whatever, reason, time off from your job or school, and you choose to spend that time away from your home/town. Differs from vacation in that you are not taking extra time off from work/education, but are using the time off given to you to travel.

For the Thanksgiving holiday, I took a breacation to Pennslyvania instead of hanging with my extended family at home.

by brad slocum November 23, 2005

crab up the ass

an emotional state usually combining anger, annoyance, nervousness, or pain, in which the person is generally in a bad mood

She was acting like she had a crab up her ass after she didn't win the prom queen nomination.

by brad slocum May 26, 2005

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by brad slocum July 9, 2006

psychocanadian

a term used to deragatorily lable someone as crazy, the root being that an insane foreigner is not good

ann to viviana-"you psychocanadian!"

by brad slocum April 19, 2004

bacon pie

A delicious dish, native to Central New York State (Upstate). The first recorded bacon pie was baked for the celebration of Noah Cook's birthday.
A bacon pie consists of 3 pounds of slightly pre-cooked bacon baked in a pie crust. It is agreed that it is a beautiful dish to behold, and its taste a unique and wonderous thing. Bacon pie is usually only consumed with root beer.

We are the few, the select, the elite, for we only have partaken of the Pie. You have not, and are therefore inferior.

"Hey Noah, your mom's making us some bacon pie for dinner, right?"

by brad slocum October 10, 2005