bozlog's definitions
The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.
by bozlog November 24, 2006
Get the asparagus peemug. A word used in Beck's train of thought surreal song Hotwax from the album 'Odelay'. His train of thought was kinda Kenny Rogers, barflys and stretch wrangler jeans in the mood to impress. Eeewww....
by Bozlog November 25, 2006
Get the ass pantsmug. Bike Nazis are city nerds who show up in rural areas with urban attitudes, dressed in strange alien garb such as dumpy ass spandex pants, pointy head helmets and tard shoes. They do dumb shit to piss off the farmers who really use the roads for their livelihood like ride 3 abreast in a 55 mph zone so you can't get around them. They give attitude to everyone. They are nothing but a pain in the ass.
Nice shoes there slick. If you didn't look stupid enough with your bony ass in spandex and that stupid looking helmet, the shoes take it right over the top. At least that farmer will be able to see your bike nazi ass before he runs over you with his combine.
by Bozlog May 3, 2008
Get the Bike Nazimug.