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man guilt

The burden of having balls and a penis while trying to live up to society's ideal standards and failing.
She told me she liked girls better and I got a serious case of the man guilt yet again.
by booblover December 15, 2009
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esse

A Mexican version of essay. Your best bud for the dollar.
Hey esse. Please write my essay.
by booblover July 23, 2010
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Rush Limbaugh

A very physically talented human being. He can shove oxycontin pills in his mouth while talking out of his A$$.
blah blah blah Democrats... Bill Clinton's Penis... blah blah blah. You're listening to the EIB Network.

Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.

I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased
by Booblover January 19, 2004
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ultimate flavor

Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.
I was so happy that I found my ultimate flavor.
by booblover December 14, 2009
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Higher Education Act

A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.
I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.
by Booblover October 26, 2003
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gay marriage

A union between two consenting partners of the same sex, which is still unaccepted in many parts of the U.S.
The two women exchanged their gay marriage vows and then proceeded to have a romantic honeymoon together in which they expressed their passionate love for each other.
by Booblover April 9, 2006
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Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
by booblover July 23, 2010
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