booblover's definitions

vagina friendly

adj. When a girl is so good that she gives up her poonani to desperate guys. The nicer, more PC version of the slut.

That girl is so vagina friendly that she cracks her smile for even the shy guys.

by booblover November 29, 2009

Rush Limbaugh

A very physically talented human being. He can shove oxycontin pills in his mouth while talking out of his A$$.

blah blah blah Democrats... Bill Clinton's Penis... blah blah blah. You're listening to the EIB Network.

Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.

I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased

by Booblover January 19, 2004

Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.

1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "

by booblover July 23, 2010

Dick Cheney

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President

1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.

by Booblover April 9, 2006

Money wad

1. A bunch of cash

2. Huge ejaculation

He blew a money wad on her new set of tits.

by booblover July 23, 2010

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by booblover December 14, 2009

Higher Education Act

A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.

I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.

by Booblover October 26, 2003