booblover's definitions

gay marriage

A union between two consenting partners of the same sex, which is still unaccepted in many parts of the U.S.

The two women exchanged their gay marriage vows and then proceeded to have a romantic honeymoon together in which they expressed their passionate love for each other.

by Booblover April 9, 2006

Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.

1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "

by booblover July 23, 2010

Rush Limbaugh

A very physically talented human being. He can shove oxycontin pills in his mouth while talking out of his A$$.

blah blah blah Democrats... Bill Clinton's Penis... blah blah blah. You're listening to the EIB Network.

Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.

I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased

by Booblover January 19, 2004

Higher Education Act

A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.

I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.

by Booblover October 26, 2003

ultimate flavor

Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.

I was so happy that I found my ultimate flavor.

by booblover December 14, 2009

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by booblover December 14, 2009

Freedom Planet

The answer to ALL our problems here on earth. Also known as the planet Mars.

President Bush has an idea to spend our tax money; establish moon bases by 2008 AND have NASA make trips to Freedom Planet to look for intelligent life (to help save our planet)!

by Booblover January 19, 2004