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When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
by booblover December 14, 2009
Get the Whore phailmug. 1) Stevie Ray Vaughn's band. Rest in Peace SRV
2) To entice a couple exotic dancers into teaming up on you in the VIP room.
2) To entice a couple exotic dancers into teaming up on you in the VIP room.
1) Blues music will never be quite the same without Double Trouble.
2) Oh wow, I have been having wet dreams for 3 weeks thanks to that Double Trouble I paid $25 for at Centerfolds.
2) Oh wow, I have been having wet dreams for 3 weeks thanks to that Double Trouble I paid $25 for at Centerfolds.
by booblover November 29, 2009
Get the Double Troublemug. A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.
I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.
by Booblover October 26, 2003
Get the Higher Education Actmug. Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.
by booblover December 14, 2009
Get the ultimate flavormug. 1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.
2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.
2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:
"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:
"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
by booblover July 23, 2010
Get the Gross profitmug. A union between two consenting partners of the same sex, which is still unaccepted in many parts of the U.S.
The two women exchanged their gay marriage vows and then proceeded to have a romantic honeymoon together in which they expressed their passionate love for each other.
by Booblover April 9, 2006
Get the gay marriagemug. 1. A US military operation that is designed to bring peace to the Iraqi people and restore an economic infrastructure. (Theoretically)
2. Stepping into a hornet's nest. (Thanks to the almost daily suicide bombings)
3. A slaughter of innocent civilian and soldier lives; waste of tax dollars out of your pocket to pay for bombs and other weapons designed to kill, kill, kill.
4. The door that opens the way to generate more wealth for the miserable and unfortunate billion dollar corporations (because the CEOs need bigger mansions and another yacht... boo hoo).
2. Stepping into a hornet's nest. (Thanks to the almost daily suicide bombings)
3. A slaughter of innocent civilian and soldier lives; waste of tax dollars out of your pocket to pay for bombs and other weapons designed to kill, kill, kill.
4. The door that opens the way to generate more wealth for the miserable and unfortunate billion dollar corporations (because the CEOs need bigger mansions and another yacht... boo hoo).
1. Operation Iraqi Freedom will be one of the best things the US has done for a foreign country since the Marshall Plan. (Ideally)
2. Bad idea.
3. Soldiers die (with honor I hope) and the ones that do survive go without pay while their family back home is starving. (Source: NBC News)
4. Greedy, money hungry corporations bid on another country that they get to exploit to fatten up their wallets.
Good idea or bad idea? I hope going after Saddam Hussein was worth the costs.
2. Bad idea.
3. Soldiers die (with honor I hope) and the ones that do survive go without pay while their family back home is starving. (Source: NBC News)
4. Greedy, money hungry corporations bid on another country that they get to exploit to fatten up their wallets.
Good idea or bad idea? I hope going after Saddam Hussein was worth the costs.
by Booblover November 14, 2003
Get the Iraqi Freedommug.