3 definitions by bonedish
When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!
Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!
by bonedish July 6, 2017
Son: What are you reading?
Dad: I’m reading a damn 1000 page book BITCH!
Son: Call me bitch again and I’ll punch fuck that book up your ass one page at a time!
Dad: I’m reading a damn 1000 page book BITCH!
Son: Call me bitch again and I’ll punch fuck that book up your ass one page at a time!
by bonedish May 11, 2019