20 definitions by bobertdude

ribs

Food composed of 43.2% bone, 56.4% "BBQ" sauce and 0.4% meat.

Is known for being gross, unhealthy, and incredibly messy.

I wouldn't be eating these dumb ribs right now if I had something better to eat.

by bobertdude October 28, 2008

washington mutual

a bank that lies about free checking.

don't go to washington mutual. they charge you five bucks whenever you cash checks.

by bobertdude March 4, 2009

final fantasy vii

"...quite possibly the greatest game ever made."
-GameFan Magazine

In my mind, Final Fantasy VII is the greatest game ever made.

by bobertdude July 7, 2007

ketchup

a bad cook's best friend. made from magical ingredients, it has the ability to make even the most repulsive food at least bearable.

every time i burn pancakes i throw some ketchup on them and people always eat them.

by bobertdude January 27, 2009

cuss out

when somebody screams a long string of cuss words at another in the hopes of insulting them. this is a tactic used by dolts lacking the vocabulary to actually belt out a witty insult.

example for "cuss out":
"FUCK OFF, YOU NASTY MOTHER-FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! GO SUCK A FUCKING COCK, YOU PILE OF CRAP! YOU'RE SUCH A.....",etc. is an example of cussing out.

by bobertdude December 6, 2007

plagiarism

From Wikipedia: "is the practice of claiming, or implying, original authorship or incorporating material from someone else's written or creative work, in whole or in part, into ones own without adequate acknowledgment."

What I'm doing is not plagiarism because I acknowledged Wikipedia as a direct source of the information and I quoted what I took from the article. There's a world of difference.

-"You know, Family Guy wouldn't be accused of plagiarism if they just admitted to the fact that they copy The Simpsons all the time."
-"It'd still sucks ass, though."
-"I totally agree with you."

by bobertdude July 2, 2007

aflac

What this duck says in a commercial. Also used in social situations when somebody says something embarrassing or socially awkward and you want to break the silence.

(A group of people are chatting)
Dave: Did any of you ever know that I have three testicles?
Rest of group: ............
(Long awkward pause)
You: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!

by bobertdude September 10, 2007