bob882's definitions

kagome

A whiny bitch who always says the obvious and gets in the way of Inuyasha and Kikyo.

Kagome needs to be rammed through the skull with her own arrow.

by Bob882 October 7, 2004

eargarrete

A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.

Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.

Wally: Ear mint?

by Bob882 August 27, 2005

AOL

A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.

Read the first amendment, you bozo!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

the bomb

Something that is often set people up.

What happen?

Somebody set us up the bomb!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

apoclyapus

A giant octopus that will cause the Apocalypse by smashing one of its tentacles down on each of the seven continents, and the 8th one in the ocean.

Beware the apoclyapus!!! Ooooh!!!

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

behatted

The state of wearing a hat.

Come on up, you, the behatted one.

by Bob882 November 24, 2004

diisopropylaminoethylmethylphosphonothiolate

The second longest word in the English language. An extremely poisonous chemical compound. The only longer word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Oh, No! I inhaled diisopropylaminoethylmethylphosphonothiolate! Now I'm going to die! Ahhhhhh! I died!

Now I'm dead!

Bleach!

by bob882 July 5, 2004