bob882's definitions

pissed - offitude

An emotional state consisting of being severely pissed - off.

I made up the word myself.

Wow, that guy certainly needs something to help his constant pissed - offitude.

by Bob882 November 17, 2004

hoppo

A hippo that hops. It looks really funny, too.

Is that an earthquake?

No, it's just a herd of hoppos.

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

friends

A category of definition on urbandictionary.com. When you try to define a word, it asks you to pick a category, and one of the categories is 'friends'. Logically, you would think this would be the place to talk about your friends. However, just about every entry like that is deleted by someone who says 'urbandictionary is not a personal message board'. If it's not a personal message board, then why does this category even exist!?!?!?!

I think I'll talk about Chris under 'friends'. WHat, it's been deleted!? Damn you, urbandictionary, and your deceptive ways!!!!!

by Bob882 October 11, 2004

diisopropylaminoethylmethylphosphonothiolate

The second longest word in the English language. An extremely poisonous chemical compound. The only longer word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Oh, No! I inhaled diisopropylaminoethylmethylphosphonothiolate! Now I'm going to die! Ahhhhhh! I died!

Now I'm dead!

Bleach!

by bob882 July 5, 2004

AOL

A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.

Read the first amendment, you bozo!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you

Equivalent to I'm 13373|2 than u, except even though it sounds dorky, it is actually cooler.

Haha, I just kicked your ass!

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

die dye

When you want clothes dye, to die.

Die, dye! Or I'll kick your butt!

by Bob882 November 9, 2004