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kagome

A whiny bitch who always says the obvious and gets in the way of Inuyasha and Kikyo.

Kagome needs to be rammed through the skull with her own arrow.

by Bob882 October 7, 2004

eargarrete

A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.

Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.

Wally: Ear mint?

by Bob882 August 27, 2005

the bomb

Something that is often set people up.

What happen?

Somebody set us up the bomb!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

gentlemen behold

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!

by Bob882 August 22, 2004

SG 13

The Stargate team on Stargate SG - 1 that's always offworld.

Siler: Sir, incoming wormhole, and SG 13 isn't due to return for another 7 hours!

Hammond: You said that last week and they're not back yet

by Bob882 November 17, 2004

ovid

An acient Roman poet who wrote the Metamorphoses, a famous epic poem. He was exiled from the Roman empire, and he lived out the rest of his life in isolation. Ovid's Metamorphoses was a major inspiration for the works of William Shakespeare.

Ovid was one of the greater poets of the classical Roman era.

by Bob882 August 26, 2004

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004