bob882's definitions

quietus

Most badass character on the FPL.

Quietus pwns j00 in da faise.

by Bob882 January 14, 2005

friends

A category of definition on urbandictionary.com. When you try to define a word, it asks you to pick a category, and one of the categories is 'friends'. Logically, you would think this would be the place to talk about your friends. However, just about every entry like that is deleted by someone who says 'urbandictionary is not a personal message board'. If it's not a personal message board, then why does this category even exist!?!?!?!

I think I'll talk about Chris under 'friends'. WHat, it's been deleted!? Damn you, urbandictionary, and your deceptive ways!!!!!

by Bob882 October 11, 2004

AOL

A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.

Read the first amendment, you bozo!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

kagome

A whiny bitch who always says the obvious and gets in the way of Inuyasha and Kikyo.

Kagome needs to be rammed through the skull with her own arrow.

by Bob882 October 7, 2004

eargarrete

A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.

Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.

Wally: Ear mint?

by Bob882 August 27, 2005

apoclyapus

A giant octopus that will cause the Apocalypse by smashing one of its tentacles down on each of the seven continents, and the 8th one in the ocean.

Beware the apoclyapus!!! Ooooh!!!

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

die dye

When you want clothes dye, to die.

Die, dye! Or I'll kick your butt!

by Bob882 November 9, 2004