bob saget's definitions

creed

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?
A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bob Saget December 28, 2003

Peeple'd

To own someone by verbally embarrassing them in front of their peers. To exaggerate a situation thus making it seem life or death.

FNG got Peeple'd for sleeping at his desk.

by Bob Saget January 20, 2004

ppk

popping pain killers

little jimmy was very depressed so he decided to go through his medicine cabinet and found some pills and ppk.

by bob saget March 7, 2008

road rules

One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.

Full House is a better show than Road Rules.

by Bob Saget July 14, 2003

bosox

Bastard Wax. BoSox is a tard from a basses ass.

BoSox is half bastard, half wax.

by Bob Saget January 29, 2005

plymouth laser

A mitsubishi eclipse, but a little slower.

jed's car

by bob saget March 26, 2004

doughnuts

the number one solution to being obese

mmmmmmmmm doughnuts

by bob saget June 21, 2004