bob saget's definitions

creed

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?
A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bob Saget December 28, 2003

snack pack

a yummy delicious treat packed in perfect sized plastic container; normally consumed by a plastic spoon. Often packed in little kid's lunch pail.

Yo doodz dis snack pack is xtreme

by bob saget June 21, 2004

yooper

person from north of the bridge. a second class citizen of the U.S.. A canadian trapped on american soil.

Yoopers think they're american, but everybody in america hates them. which is why michigan is selling the u.p. to canada for a carton of cigarettes.

by Bob Saget May 13, 2005

road rules

One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.

Full House is a better show than Road Rules.

by Bob Saget July 14, 2003

Peeple'd

To own someone by verbally embarrassing them in front of their peers. To exaggerate a situation thus making it seem life or death.

FNG got Peeple'd for sleeping at his desk.

by Bob Saget January 20, 2004

EDI support

Steer Clear. Tyrants rule this place.. and you will be killed if you tell the boss's wife not to wear perfume. They set you up to fail yet you still succeed.

"Whoa that perfume really sucks.. stop wearing it."
"UBER DOOM ON YOU!"

by Bob Saget January 26, 2005

Zell Miller

a badass pimp with balls

Thank God for Zell Miller. Without him, I never would have realized that my personal beliefs are more important than the beliefs of my party, and I never would have been inspired to leave the Republican party, which has now become a conservative dictatorship.

Zell Miller showed me the light. He showed me that partisanship in this country is ridiculous and that middle-of-the-road voters get fucked up the ass by this fucking retarded two-party system.

by Bob Saget November 17, 2004