33 definitions by bob saget

road rules

One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.

Full House is a better show than Road Rules.

by bob saget July 14, 2003

IKSRFO

Pronouced - IKS-RA-FO Acronym- Stands for I'm Knocking Somebody Right the Fuck Out.

Yo. IKSRFO Motherfucker!!!!

by bob saget May 6, 2005

Freshie

1. One who eats excessive amounts of pie
2. One who cooks excessive amounts of pie or crumpets
3. One who performs acts of freshieness

Andrew was not astonished once he came to the final conclusion that Pat is a Freshie.

by bob saget February 9, 2003

fesh

To run away from girls because you are afraid to talk to them.

Why does Fesh fesh all the time?

by bob saget January 27, 2003

fesh

fesh is grass

ting

by bob saget March 24, 2003

creed

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?
A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

by bob saget December 29, 2004

Bottom of the ninth

Noun - an event that takes place at a bar when you have struck out all evening and need to score. At this time you start looking for any member of the opposite sex to mack on and try to hook up with

Last night I was at the bar and it was the bottom of the ninth so I hooked up with some coyote just to get some.

by bob saget May 6, 2005