bob's definitions

ur mom

a word that is probaly the best offender!!

you are really dumb
ur mom!!

by bob April 9, 2003

bonenberger

When you put your penis in a burger and eat it

"I went to mcdonalds and got a bonenburger"

by Bob January 13, 2005

Noonie

A cool person

What a noonie!

by Bob December 19, 2003

Britney Spears

Pop singer. Loved by prebubescent girls (and some boys), and gay men for her music. Loved by straight men because, well, she's wank material.

Resented by 20-something women because she's hotter, thinner, richer, and more successful than they'll ever be.

So what if she's a whore? I'd be a whore too if it earned me over $100 million a year...

by bob May 13, 2005

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.

Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.

by Bob February 4, 2005

chute slider

A top in anal sex.

I'm a bottom, looking for a chute slider for some hot sex tonight!

by Bob August 18, 2003