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Clam

drop the clam cletus - you dont wanna hurt nobody do ya?
by Bob October 26, 2003
mugGet the Clammug.

rap

the worst excuse for "music" ever made. and im not just some poser who hates rap because lots of other people do. i mean, i used to listen to rap. then, i realized how stupid and shitty it is. and i dont stereotype it either. not all rap is about drugs, violence, sex, etc. some of it is, but not all of it. and im no racist either; i hate eminem, and i like black rockers like jimi hendrix
and all of u retards who say that we rockers stereotype rap should shut the fuck up. even if some people do, u people who like rap stereotype rock too.first of all:
rock takes ass loads of talent, i mean, have u tried playings some metallica? didnt think so.
second of all:
rockers dont just hit the guitars, and scream and bang the drums, ur thinking of black metal,(which still takes talent) an extremely tiny fraction of rock
third of all:
almost all rock isn't about drugs, sex, violence, rape, gore, blood,sexuality, satan, death, disease, etc. thats death metal(which is almost impossible to play) and black metal(both r still pritty good, in my opinion)
to make my point clear, rap is garabage and rock kicks ass
black dude: quit stereotyping rap!!
me: im not, u fuck bag!
Black dude: if ur not stereotyping rap, then rock isnt constant screaming and banging of instruments
me:im not, and ur a hypocrate, cuz ur stereotyping rock right now. not all rock screams and bangs, and the stuff that does takes talent, so shut the fuck up, bitch!!!

rap LICKS balls
by bob September 5, 2008
mugGet the rapmug.

schindler's snow

snowing ash. this happened in southern california during the wildfires of 2003. eerily reminiscent of the snowing of ash in schindler's list.
fuck... damn schindler's snow... my damn car is covered in ash...
by bob October 11, 2004
mugGet the schindler's snowmug.

cumquad

when you caught because there is cum in your throat
i've got a cumquad
by BOB October 20, 2003
mugGet the cumquadmug.

jock

A Scottish person (A person who comes from Scotland, UK)
Somebody who comes from Scotland, UK
by Bob September 12, 2004
mugGet the jockmug.

wazza

Ronaldo
Gomesz
by Bob June 26, 2003
mugGet the wazzamug.

txkidfan

a poop licker who worships a long haired greasy hick, and is a kraa junkie, did i mention she likes poop, alot..
I farted on txkidfan, and she loved it.
by Bob February 13, 2004
mugGet the txkidfanmug.

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