bob's definitions

EVIL

A weirdo cult with a website on geocities. It is an acronym for "Every Villian Is Lemons".

EVILs (followers of EVIL) apparently believe that god is a gorilla living on the moon and is named "Mozzarella". They worship cheese, and say that Dick Cheney and Chuck E. Cheese are their messiahs.

In short, EVILs are one screwed-up bunch of wackos.

The EVIL sacred text is the "Book O' EVIL." EVILs have serious issues.

by Bob October 15, 2003

pez

derrived from the word peasant - someone who is inferior, and/or ugly

bob: hey baby you're hot, can we screw?
beulah: nah you're pez

by bob October 15, 2003

servant

a follower of cool people. also 'public servant' referring to a person who is required to perform duties for others

bob: man i could go a coke
servant: oh bob i'll go get you one

by bob October 15, 2003

statustician

one who is concerned about their status

fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician

by bob October 15, 2003

monkey on acid

A animal that is good fun to watch but even better while on a stamp collection

lets go to the zoo and give the monkeys candy

by bob October 15, 2003

Fapoguralumpa

A term used as a verb or noun that refers to the pronunciation of adjectives starting with c

man whata cunt doggy flap

by Bob October 16, 2003

BMW

big
morning
woody

"i always wake up with a bmw"

by bob October 16, 2003