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sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.
Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.
by Bob February 4, 2005
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chute slider

I'm a bottom, looking for a chute slider for some hot sex tonight!
by Bob August 18, 2003
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pimpmatic

it is a penis, a penxis that fucks girls all the time.
Chad Burger uses his pimpmatic to fuck the living shit out of Daneille Gleason's white cheeks
by Bob May 13, 2005
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winner fixes the tranny

dave attel is the man...
yeah, yeah... winner fixes the tranny!
by bob June 1, 2004
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dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.
Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.
by Bob October 12, 2004
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funnery

by bob December 30, 2003
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plunghole

The hole of the ass where the shit comes out.
Dave has a plunghole
by bob May 13, 2005
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