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when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.
"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"
by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018
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when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.
"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"
by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017
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