2 definitions by blowyourownhorn

v. & n.

1. To artificially enhance one's appearance using computer software with the sole intention of propagating pornography online, regardless of relationship status.

2. A dishonest, asocial paedophile with deviant tendencies. Frequently heard speaking at unnecessary times (often to ask SFQs), with the sole effect of irritating the fuck out of everyone.
1. "Fritz decided to wenja his profile photos in the knowledge that his pathetic manhood would attract little interest as it was."

2. "What a complete and utter wenja! I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire!"
by blowyourownhorn October 29, 2010
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Stupid Fucking Question

A question, usually asked by musicians (though the term is used loosely in many cases) which has the sole intention of either;
1. undermining the musical director by suggesting that he is wrong regarding a certain point, or;
2. highlighting the fact that one of your fellow performers is doing something wrong, and that you have realised this, therefore making you a genius.
Excuse me, maestro? Do I have the wrong tempo marked there?
or
Should the cornets be playing that so untunefully?
followed by (from others)
Trust him to ask an SFQ! What a complete wenja!
by blowyourownhorn October 29, 2010
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