2 definitions by blowfishcrabs

stain-pain

The remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

The night was going pretty well, until Anthony angered Melanie by ejaculating on her new Egyptian cotton sheets. Now he is feeling stain-pain.

NOTE: Not to be confused with Staind-pain, the extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to Break the Cycle.

by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018

staind-pain

The extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to the album Break the Cycle.

Waking up with "It's Been A While" stuck in her head, Sarah experienced staind-pain for the first time since 2001.

NOTE: Not to be confused with stain-pain, the remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018