2 definitions by bloodlet
An intense form of combat designed to swiftly take down enemy forces in meme warfare.
Utilized by Kekistan in WVI (the 2084 one, not the 3427 one), it is their use against the Russians that popularized the tactic, as the Russians were quickly taken down because their memes were only used by the low-life plebeian normies. Kekistan, however, managed to get all the memelords to meet in one single place to discuss the use of their most powerful tactic, memekrieg.
Armed with weaponized autism and with deadly memes created by the memelords themselves, the Russians were no match for them, with massive portions of the Russian empire being taken by Kekistan. Their capital, an impenetrable fortress by all right, had to be destroyed through use of memekrieg, followed by the mutual agreement of the memelords to use the god's insult against the capital, ending the war, and leaving no one to fight against Kekistan's eventual world domination, and much later on, galactic domination.
Utilized by Kekistan in WVI (the 2084 one, not the 3427 one), it is their use against the Russians that popularized the tactic, as the Russians were quickly taken down because their memes were only used by the low-life plebeian normies. Kekistan, however, managed to get all the memelords to meet in one single place to discuss the use of their most powerful tactic, memekrieg.
Armed with weaponized autism and with deadly memes created by the memelords themselves, the Russians were no match for them, with massive portions of the Russian empire being taken by Kekistan. Their capital, an impenetrable fortress by all right, had to be destroyed through use of memekrieg, followed by the mutual agreement of the memelords to use the god's insult against the capital, ending the war, and leaving no one to fight against Kekistan's eventual world domination, and much later on, galactic domination.
Normie: *sends picture of memelord with hitler mustache*
Memelord: If it's war you want, plebeian.
Memelord: *begins memekrieg and sends 362 memes about the normie being a normie*
Normie: *pulls a france, puts up their white flag, and then implodes*
Memelord: If it's war you want, plebeian.
Memelord: *begins memekrieg and sends 362 memes about the normie being a normie*
Normie: *pulls a france, puts up their white flag, and then implodes*
by bloodlet March 23, 2018
The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.
In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".
It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".
It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.
by bloodlet March 16, 2018