3 definitions by blakesmittty
by blakesmittty December 6, 2018
tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut
by blakesmittty May 13, 2017
Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017