blackwolf morrow's definitions

Short-eyes

Prisoner's word for child molester

The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.

by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005

kid

1) A child. Something that isn't human yet but might grow to be someday.

2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"

3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.

1) I'd rather be capped in the head than have a goddamn kid!

2) Hey kid!

3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?

by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005

secret sixth

Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.

I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.

by Blackwolf Morrow October 21, 2008

shawshank innocent

A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"

Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.

Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.

Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.

by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013

Marriage

An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.

The fact that you asked for an example is ample evidence that you've never experienced marriage.

by Blackwolf Morrow March 2, 2011

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011