13 definitions by blackwolf morrow
1) A child. Something that isn't human yet but might grow to be someday.
2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"
3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.
2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"
3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.
1) I'd rather be capped in the head than have a goddamn kid!
2) Hey kid!
3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?
2) Hey kid!
3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?
by blackwolf morrow October 1, 2005
A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"
Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
by blackwolf morrow December 20, 2013
An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.
by blackwolf morrow February 14, 2011
The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.
by blackwolf morrow October 1, 2005
One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.
by blackwolf morrow September 30, 2005
Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.
Drew: Sounds like fun.
Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
Drew: Sounds like fun.
Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
by blackwolf morrow September 6, 2011