3 definitions by blackpaw

pooralysis

When you sit on the toilet so long that your legs go numb.

I was surfing Urban Dictionary while I pooped for so long that I got pooralysis.

by blackpaw February 12, 2018

muteo

When you are on that important conference call or Zoom meeting, and think you were muted when you do something (think flush toilet, make a snarky comment about your boss....), but you were not. Worse if video is turned on.

I was on this big Zoom meeting with my team and had to pee. I flushed and then everyone was laughing. What a muteo!

by blackpaw June 29, 2020

Voiceo

a voice recognition dictation error, the vocal equivalent of a typo.

I said "he had an upset stomach after eating a turkey sandwich", but the voice recognition system typed "he had an upset stomach after eating 230 sandwiches". What a voiceo!

by blackpaw May 21, 2022