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institutionally gay

A prisoner who has sex with other same-sex prisoners yet claims to be straight.
"Yo man, the guard's not looking. Come here and blow me."
"No way! I'm not gay!"
"I'm not gay either man, I'm just INSTITUTIONALLY gay."
"Oh, so it's OK for me to blow you?"
"Totally!"
"Cool! Mmmmf mfff mmm mfmmmm."
by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
mugGet the institutionally gaymug.

screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.
My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by black@heart September 8, 2010
mugGet the screenior citizenmug.

basement millionaire

A person who lives in their parent's basement and uses their whole paycheque to buy status goods like sports cars, Coach bags and expensive clothes in order to appear prosperous, hip and successful.
"Wow look at Justin's new car...he must be doing well!"
"Oh man, Justin works at Subway and lives in his mom's basement. He spends every penny on that car. He's a basement millionaire!"
by Black@Heart January 31, 2010
mugGet the basement millionairemug.

Blacknoser

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
mugGet the Blacknosermug.

spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).
Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.
by Black@Heart October 22, 2010
mugGet the spank accountmug.

gramparazzi

A grandparent who takes endless photographs of his grandchildren or boring holidays.
My grandfather is a gramparazzi...he comes over and shows us a thousand photos of his trip to Yosemite. Then he takes a hundred photos of me and my sister.
by black@heart December 27, 2011
mugGet the gramparazzimug.

lesbiaint

A woman who is obviously a lesbian but tries to hide it.

(Ain't a lesbian...ergo, lesbiaint.) Lesbiaints have been known to marry men to hide their gayness from friends, co-workers and, most importantly, their family.)
"Hey did you ever notice how Christine looks at that hot girl in personnel?"
"Of course, dude, Christine is a total dyke but she tries to hide it. Look at her hair, her clothes. Total rug-muncher."
"No way man, she was married!"
"That was a 'cover-marriage' dude. She's definitely a lesbiaint."
by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
mugGet the lesbiaintmug.

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