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A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.
"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."
by Black@Heart November 17, 2009
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"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!
"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!
by Black@Heart November 17, 2009
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by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
Get the jerky treats mug.If you drink too many rye and cokes, you'll become a ryetard.
"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."
"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."
by Black@Heart November 21, 2009
Get the ryetard mug.A woman who is obviously a lesbian but tries to hide it.
(Ain't a lesbian...ergo, lesbiaint.) Lesbiaints have been known to marry men to hide their gayness from friends, co-workers and, most importantly, their family.)
(Ain't a lesbian...ergo, lesbiaint.) Lesbiaints have been known to marry men to hide their gayness from friends, co-workers and, most importantly, their family.)
"Hey did you ever notice how Christine looks at that hot girl in personnel?"
"Of course, dude, Christine is a total dyke but she tries to hide it. Look at her hair, her clothes. Total rug-muncher."
"No way man, she was married!"
"That was a 'cover-marriage' dude. She's definitely a lesbiaint."
"Of course, dude, Christine is a total dyke but she tries to hide it. Look at her hair, her clothes. Total rug-muncher."
"No way man, she was married!"
"That was a 'cover-marriage' dude. She's definitely a lesbiaint."
by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
Get the lesbiaint mug.(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.
Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."
"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
Get the Blacknoser mug.Meme lingo for "why you no..." which means "why didn't you" or "why don't you" in standard English. The cartoon meme character known as "Y U No Man" always uses this phrase in his frustrated questions.
Meme character holds his stick arms pleadingly in front of his large, sweaty face and says: "Jim Carrey...Y u no funny anymore?" Y U no?
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