black@heart's definitions
A woman who is obviously a lesbian but tries to hide it.
(Ain't a lesbian...ergo, lesbiaint.) Lesbiaints have been known to marry men to hide their gayness from friends, co-workers and, most importantly, their family.)
(Ain't a lesbian...ergo, lesbiaint.) Lesbiaints have been known to marry men to hide their gayness from friends, co-workers and, most importantly, their family.)
"Hey did you ever notice how Christine looks at that hot girl in personnel?"
"Of course, dude, Christine is a total dyke but she tries to hide it. Look at her hair, her clothes. Total rug-muncher."
"No way man, she was married!"
"That was a 'cover-marriage' dude. She's definitely a lesbiaint."
"Of course, dude, Christine is a total dyke but she tries to hide it. Look at her hair, her clothes. Total rug-muncher."
"No way man, she was married!"
"That was a 'cover-marriage' dude. She's definitely a lesbiaint."
by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
Get the lesbiaintmug. My grandfather is a gramparazzi...he comes over and shows us a thousand photos of his trip to Yosemite. Then he takes a hundred photos of me and my sister.
by black@heart December 27, 2011
Get the gramparazzimug. Talk that is so far beyond SMACK, it's SMICKETY SMACK.
This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.
This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.
This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.
This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.
Elizabeth: "I don't want to be with you because you look at too much porn and pay too much attention to other women and talk about women too much and...and...and...and..."
Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"
Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"
by Black@Heart March 17, 2010
Get the smickety smackmug. If you drink too many rye and cokes, you'll become a ryetard.
"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."
"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."
by Black@Heart November 21, 2009
Get the ryetardmug. (v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.
Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."
"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
Get the Blacknosermug. Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
Get the jerky treatsmug. "Hey what's that beeping noise, dude? What you doing in there?"
"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!
"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!
by Black@Heart November 17, 2009
Get the Brownberryingmug.