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brossage

A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.
"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."
by Black@Heart November 17, 2009
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Brownberrying

Using your Blackberry while sitting on the toilet.
"Hey what's that beeping noise, dude? What you doing in there?"

"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!
by Black@Heart November 17, 2009
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jerky treats

Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.
Every time I find a hot new picture I save it to my desktop for jerky treats!
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
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ryetard

(n) A person who is retarded from drinking too much rye.
If you drink too many rye and cokes, you'll become a ryetard.

"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."
by Black@Heart November 21, 2009
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lesbiaint

A woman who is obviously a lesbian but tries to hide it.

(Ain't a lesbian...ergo, lesbiaint.) Lesbiaints have been known to marry men to hide their gayness from friends, co-workers and, most importantly, their family.)
"Hey did you ever notice how Christine looks at that hot girl in personnel?"
"Of course, dude, Christine is a total dyke but she tries to hide it. Look at her hair, her clothes. Total rug-muncher."
"No way man, she was married!"
"That was a 'cover-marriage' dude. She's definitely a lesbiaint."
by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
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Blacknoser

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
by Black@Heart November 18, 2009
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Y U no?

Meme lingo for "why you no..." which means "why didn't you" or "why don't you" in standard English. The cartoon meme character known as "Y U No Man" always uses this phrase in his frustrated questions.
Meme character holds his stick arms pleadingly in front of his large, sweaty face and says: "Jim Carrey...Y u no funny anymore?" Y U no?
by Black@Heart February 24, 2011
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