black@heart's definitions
Talk that is so far beyond SMACK, it's SMICKETY SMACK.
This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.
This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.
This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.
This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.
Elizabeth: "I don't want to be with you because you look at too much porn and pay too much attention to other women and talk about women too much and...and...and...and..."
Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"
Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"
by Black@Heart March 17, 2010
Get the smickety smackmug. (n) The fear of going into any type of business meeting because it always turns into a total cluster-fuck.
Wes experienced severe clusterphobia whenever his work group called a meeting because every plan they came up with always turned into a pathetic cluster-fuck.
by Black@Heart December 13, 2009
Get the clusterphobiamug. A Sandbox Ceasar is business person, usually in middle management, who was bullied as a child (in the sandbox) and has to make up for it as an adult by being a rude, power-mad, greedy asshole. Will walk over anyone to prove they can't be picked on anymore. They want to be as powerful as Julius Caesar, which is why they act like total douchetards.
"Did you hear Christine going off in that meeting? She was backstabbing everybody to make herself look good."
"Yes, she's a total Sandbox Caesar. I hate her."
"Yes, she's a total Sandbox Caesar. I hate her."
by Black@Heart December 15, 2009
Get the Sandbox Caesarmug. My grandfather is a gramparazzi...he comes over and shows us a thousand photos of his trip to Yosemite. Then he takes a hundred photos of me and my sister.
by black@heart December 27, 2011
Get the gramparazzimug. A woman who is obviously a lesbian but tries to hide it.
(Ain't a lesbian...ergo, lesbiaint.) Lesbiaints have been known to marry men to hide their gayness from friends, co-workers and, most importantly, their family.)
(Ain't a lesbian...ergo, lesbiaint.) Lesbiaints have been known to marry men to hide their gayness from friends, co-workers and, most importantly, their family.)
"Hey did you ever notice how Christine looks at that hot girl in personnel?"
"Of course, dude, Christine is a total dyke but she tries to hide it. Look at her hair, her clothes. Total rug-muncher."
"No way man, she was married!"
"That was a 'cover-marriage' dude. She's definitely a lesbiaint."
"Of course, dude, Christine is a total dyke but she tries to hide it. Look at her hair, her clothes. Total rug-muncher."
"No way man, she was married!"
"That was a 'cover-marriage' dude. She's definitely a lesbiaint."
by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
Get the lesbiaintmug. "Yo man, the guard's not looking. Come here and blow me."
"No way! I'm not gay!"
"I'm not gay either man, I'm just INSTITUTIONALLY gay."
"Oh, so it's OK for me to blow you?"
"Totally!"
"Cool! Mmmmf mfff mmm mfmmmm."
"No way! I'm not gay!"
"I'm not gay either man, I'm just INSTITUTIONALLY gay."
"Oh, so it's OK for me to blow you?"
"Totally!"
"Cool! Mmmmf mfff mmm mfmmmm."
by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
Get the institutionally gaymug. Meme lingo for "why you no..." which means "why didn't you" or "why don't you" in standard English. The cartoon meme character known as "Y U No Man" always uses this phrase in his frustrated questions.
Meme character holds his stick arms pleadingly in front of his large, sweaty face and says: "Jim Carrey...Y u no funny anymore?" Y U no?
by Black@Heart February 24, 2011
Get the Y U no?mug.