(n) A person who is retarded from drinking too much rye.
If you drink too many rye and cokes, you'll become a ryetard.

"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."
by Black@Heart November 21, 2009
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When one becomes extremely intoxicated off of Rye Whiskey.
Open bar tonight? I'll be getting ryetarded
by Max Gordonness May 15, 2006
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