bizarrett's definitions

crustache

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

knumchucks

slang for balls, gonads, cajones etc.
Shows bravery

Yo that dude got big knumchucks.

by bizarrett January 8, 2003