2 definitions by bitchIDKstfu

sex

the fucking best feeling ever; how u were made

jordan: hey lexi
lexi: hey
jordan: wanna come to my house
lexi: yea daddy
jordan: cool leggo
*gets at his house*
lexi: wanna fuck
jordan: yeah how’d u know?
lexi: ur boner was rubbing on my pussy
*jordan blushes*

jordan: heh sorry
lexi: daddy don’t be sorry i’m wet as fuck
jordan: oh shit i feel ur pussy wetness on me
lexi: let’s just get naked daddy
jordan: good idea baby
*jordan takes her shirt off, play and licks her boobs*
lexi: ooh daddy
*lexi takes his shirt off revealing a hot ass six pack*
*jordan takes her booty shorts off*
*lexi takes his hot shorts and boxers off*
*lexi sees his 12” cock*
lexi: damn daddy imma choke hard
jordan: yeahh baby u know it ;)
lexi: ;) SHOVE IT DADDY
*jordan shoves dick 6” in*
lexi: UHHH UHH UH OMG OMG OMG DADDDDY
jordan: oh ooh ohh oooh
*jordan shoves full 12” cock in*
lexi: OH MY FUCKING GOD DADDY OWW OW OOH UH UH UHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHH DADDY FUCK HARDER
*jordan thrusts into her harder every second*
lexi: UH UH UH OMG OMG OMG OW OOH DADDY YES DA—- YES DADDY
jordan: ooh ooh uh ooh ohh
lexi: i love having sex with you and your long dick in my wet pussy baby

by bitchIDKstfu February 24, 2019

peeps

a fucking marshmallowy ass fucking piece of shit food

also

the absolute most fucking worst word ever who the actual fuck uses that fucking word it means people but you can just fucking say that don’t ever fucking say peeps bitch ever i fucking swear it’s the worst fucking word fucking ever

white guy: hey peeps wassup
black guys: bro wtf u just fucking say
white guy: peeps bro peeps
black guys: stfu fucking piece of shit
*black guys beat up white guy*
white guy: i just wanted friends 😭😖😣

by bitchIDKstfu February 24, 2019