A childish word for urinating
"Mummy! I need to go wee wee real bad!"
A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.
- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.
An authoritarian figure, usually teachers or bosses at the workplace.
"Shit, I've got maths next with Adolf."
"I can't wait to get my P45 from Tesco, if only to get away from old Adolf over there."
A contraction of Yiddish and usually used by rival football fans to describe Tottenham Hotspur fans, as they have a long tradition of being supported by the Jewish community, usually in a way that gives it anti-semitic connotations.
"He's only a poor little Yido
He stands at the back of the Shelf
He goes to the bar, to buy a lager
And only gets one for himself!"
Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.
"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."
Somewhat childish term for a train.
"I'll just be getting the choo choo to Marylebone."
(verb) generally to carry something, not necessarily over water.
"Can you ferry the fridge back to my gaff for nothing mate?"