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birther

A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.
Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.
by billthecat July 28, 2009
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HVP

Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.
HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.
by billthecat March 8, 2010
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bitconned

To have your bitcoin account hacked into and all your bitcoins stolen.
My bitcoin account at Mt. Gox has been bitconned.
by billthecat March 17, 2014
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spaghetti test

To test a questionable concept by taking it forward to see if it passes or fails.

From the practice of throwing cooked spaghetti against a wall to see if it sticks and thus fully cooked and ready to eat.
The unpaid intern passed the spaghetti test when he satisfactory performed the job even though he was not qualified to do so.
by billthecat February 9, 2010
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urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.
Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.
by billthecat November 7, 2012
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mile below club

Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.
Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.
by billthecat October 21, 2010
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blackberry

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).
You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.
by billthecat November 12, 2012
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