billthecat's definitions

HVP

Official: "hydrolyzed vegetable protein"

Reality: "heaving vomit poison"

Food additive used for gourmet junk foods but prone to salmonella contamination.

HVP is the best thing to ever happen to the United States fight on obesity.

by billthecat March 8, 2010

burger dump

A way of dumping an unwanted guest before Thanksgiving dinner by instead taking the guy over to a crappy burger joint such as McDonald's.

Instead of getting invited over for Thanksgiving dinner I got the burger dump.

by billthecat February 6, 2009

Burnaby Dinner Jacket

A plaid flannel shirt shirt worn untucked and unbuttoned, typically with an undershirt. On hot days it's taken off and tied around the waist by the arm sleeves.

The Burnaby Dinner Jacket is the choice of wear of Canadian lumberjacks.

by billthecat February 6, 2009

blackberry

A loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the anus (similar to raspberry).

You would expect the occasional blackberry from some of the investors at the RIM stockholder's meeting.

by billthecat November 12, 2012

That's Huge

What Paris Hilton said when she first saw an erect penis.

That's huge! How is it ever going to fit?

by billthecat June 11, 2009

finnish pancake

A finnish style of pancake that is much skinnier than traditional pancakes.

A finnish pancake is thought to be so thin because the finns are so frugal they use very little pancake batter to make pancakes.

by billthecat March 30, 2009

blackberryout

What happens when you can't use your BlackBerry to send email because of a Research in Motion network outage.

Sorry you didn't hear from me but there's a blackberryout.

by billthecat December 23, 2009