come out as gay to family and friends on the 1st january.
dad: another new years day, time to relax before i'm back in the office.
daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.
mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.
dad: you're adopted, i wish.
the devastation that befalls the night clubber who cannot successfully hail a cab.
dave: what time did you get in last night
rick: i had a cabaclysm, had to walk home, didn't get back til 6am
the custom of hugging everyone in sight from midnight new years eve.
carol: this is hugmany heaven..ten past and i've done fifteen
jane:..fucks sake carol, you're embarrassing
carol: piss off then..hi darlin, hugmany..no, you wanker
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