8 definitions by billisan

Teabag with a spot of brown sugar

when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)

Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?

Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.

Jamie: and she didnt like that?

Bill: Apparently not

by billisan October 29, 2008

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

by billisan September 1, 2008

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants

"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"

by billisan August 1, 2008

pumphandle

a giant bulge in the front of a mans pants

dude, check out justins pumphandle, its huge!

by billisan August 7, 2008

WWVMD

what would vic macky do? a term used to justify doing something immoral or illegal

a woman drops one hundred dollars out of her purse and she doesnt notice.

Jamie: Should we tell her?

Bill: Dude, WWVMD?

Jamie & Bill: Lets get wasted !

by billisan November 30, 2008

STD

short for: sexually transmitted diabetes, a case in which you get diabetes from having sex with very large girls, usually ones that are very fond of pie

Jamie: How did your date go with the pie lover?

Bill: Not good, not good at all, i got a case of STD

Josh: Which one ?

Bill: Sexually Transmitted Diabetes !

by billisan October 10, 2008

Chocolate LeClair

an unspeakable sexual act to only be preformed by professionals

last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the ER

by billisan August 1, 2008