67 definitions by bill the cat

moonraker

Term for people originating from the county of Wiltshire, England. Their ancestors were tough and built Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain and kicked Viking and Roman butt.

You could tell he's a moonraker because he's raking the moon's reflection in the pond.

by bill the cat May 18, 2008

sinkie

A person who eats their food over the kitchen sink to save cleaning up any mess. Usually is a bachelor who lives alone in a small apartment.

A sinkie likes to eat his beans straight out the pot.

by bill the cat May 18, 2008

Irish rose

A black eye usually on a woman.

The man gave his wife an Irish rose for constantly nagging him.

by bill the cat March 18, 2008

Irish rose

The mark made when a clumsy carpenter misses a nail and dents the wood.

An Irish rose is a sign of poor workmanship.

by bill the cat May 9, 2008

w-word

The four letter word w-o-r-k.

My mother dropped the w-word and said that I had to go out and get a job.

by bill the cat May 14, 2008

c-word

The word "commitment", another word you don't want to hear your girlfriend utter while dating. She will either say "I don't want to make a commitment" whereas you get dumped or "I want to make a commitment" whereas she wants you to dump your current wife. For the boyfriend to utter this word in such a way is a big no-no.

My girldfriend dropped the c-word last night.

by bill the cat May 14, 2008

YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary. Little talked about escort code for "If you're good looking you may be entitled to some extras beyond the standard "straight fuck" FS and BJ such as GFE, DATY and FK". This is usually done to encourage a repeat call from a desirable client.

When she said YMMV, boy did she mean YMMV.

by bill the cat July 11, 2008