2 definitions by bilbo the wise

Ukrainian Gold

When cum deposited on a back ferments and and becomes like a fine wine

I turned her around and we were about to go at it, until I noticed some Ukrainian gold...I immediately threw up all over her back.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021

Forbidden Mozza

What happens to the forskin after dipping your penis in multiple women and men without cleaning yourself for a week.

Max's foreskin after a week of "teaching" his students.

Ain't nobody wants a piece of that forbidden mozza, get that shit away from me.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021