2 definitions by bigtittedyodelman

Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“

Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.

by bigtittedyodelman January 30, 2020

Rez

Can also be known as “track-dad”. Loves traveling, wearing too small of shirts, and listening to Pipes of Peace. Holds the Guinness world record for the amount of croutons jammed in his anus with a whopping total of 73. Big fan of gay sex.

Did you watch REZ yesterday when he put his forearm on the wall when he took a piss?

by bigtittedyodelman January 30, 2020