Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.
My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.
Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.
We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.
The practice of tying a handkerchief around a lady friend's neck before ejaculating on her face. The handkerchief protects any clothing or jewelry the girl may be wearing, while still allowing the man to enjoy pornographically decorating his date's face and hair.
The name originates from the common technique of wrapping a napkin or towel around the neck of a bottle of wine to prevent liquid from dripping onto the table. The "Chilean" part refers to the delicious, yet relatively inexpensive wines of Chile, and serves the dual purpose of just sounding dirty.
That girl from the party was blowing me in the closet, and didn't want to get my load on her cocktail dress, so I whipped out a hanky and gave her a Chilean Necktie. Didn't do much for her mascara, unfortunately.