The ultimate declaration of unrivaled excellence. Synonyms include 'cool,' 'rad,' 'awesome,' 'abgefahren,' 'primordial,' 'bangarang,' 'wicked sweet', 'most excellent,' 'most triumphant, etc.' Derived from a Shakespearean character in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
by Jackie Deram May 25, 2005
The coolest individual in the world
A Theseus is always one to be trusted.
Plus, insanely hot and cool.
A Theseus is always one to be trusted.
Plus, insanely hot and cool.
Keith: My best friend is a Theseus
Greg: Oh really, he sounds insanely amazing
Keith: God yeah, I absolutely love Theseus
Greg: Oh really, he sounds insanely amazing
Keith: God yeah, I absolutely love Theseus
by SpaceBoi June 2, 2023
A beautiful man with high sex drive he makes the pussy flow like water love is his passion and will pursue it relentlessly.
by Bruhhssuggsyhdss November 22, 2021
A person who attempts to act like an internet bully, but in reality makes himself look like the sad little idiot that he is.
by sonu89 April 19, 2011
A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.
In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!
by Ganondox April 14, 2019
1) A metaphysical thought experiment involving a boat that is slowly repaired over time until all the parts are new.
2) Asterius
2) Asterius
what are your feelings on the Ship of Theseus? Personally, man, that dude and that minotaur are definitely making out.
by Salvorrrrrr October 7, 2020