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He did it or something.
Theseus did it or something.
by Vithon March 15, 2011
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The ultimate declaration of unrivaled excellence. Synonyms include 'cool,' 'rad,' 'awesome,' 'abgefahren,' 'primordial,' 'bangarang,' 'wicked sweet', 'most excellent,' 'most triumphant, etc.' Derived from a Shakespearean character in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Do you listen to Queen?

Yeh, I think they are Theseus!
by Jackie Deram May 24, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The greatest mythological figure of all freakin' time!!! Sometimes referred to as Theseus but his real name is The Seus. He is invincible and he has a stomp band called The Seus's players.
by Zach E S June 24, 2009
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A person who attempts to act like an internet bully, but in reality makes himself look like the sad little idiot that he is.
guy: Did you see him fail at trolling?
girl: yea he must be a theseus.
by sonu89 April 19, 2011
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