1 definition by bigphatfonkingcock
Kieran has the biggest cock you'll ever find, this absolute god of a man will last in bed for hours at a time. He can place his dick on the ground like a third leg and spin on it like a top to attract all the females. You CAN'T beat a Kieran
Girl 1: Who is that and why is he doing the helicopter on his dick
Girl 2: Oh he's Kieran, he does this on a regular occasion and you'll be drawn to him in a matter of moments, he has the strongest dick ever
Girl 1: How should I talk to him
Girl 2: You don't talk to him...he talks to you
Girl 2: Oh he's Kieran, he does this on a regular occasion and you'll be drawn to him in a matter of moments, he has the strongest dick ever
Girl 1: How should I talk to him
Girl 2: You don't talk to him...he talks to you
by bigphatfonkingcock March 4, 2021