2 definitions by big meetch
a bunch of douche bags who ride around oakville on there "dirt jumpers", thinking mountain biking is the best fuckin sport ever even tho there's no mountains around them and they often go to the *skate park* and ride around snaking people not doing tricks besides "moto whips"
ginger fag: hey wanna go to shell?
minority fag: yah man i just learned how to ride of "t-bone yesterday
ginger fag: my god your amazing
skaters who walk by them: wow watta bunch of fag's
by big meetch Nov 14, 2010 add a video
A person who, despite his best attempts, cannot and will not ever make a funny joke. A "Zack Attack" is also known to eat gefilte fish, tuna, and matzah brie, and the like, as well as the occasional Burger King
Look at that Zack Attack over there, spouting bad jokes and eating pickled herring in the Burger King
by Big Meetch Nov 26, 2012 add a video