12 definitions by big dave

1. - an unfortunate incident involving the crotchal area of you girlfried. likely to put you off sex for life.

2. - an alternative expression for fair enough
1. alex unzipped james' trousers 'holy shit!! he has a hairy muff'.

2. 'im going to the shop to purchase an illegal substance'. 'hairy muff'.
by big dave November 10, 2004
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Not just an attractive, natural woman, but smart and educated, who intimidates us mere mortal men just by her majestic presence.
Her pouty lips and soft, dark auburn hair are just too untouchable. I'm just not good enough for her.
by big dave June 2, 2002
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the real definition is slapping your balls on a guys arse and wiggling
i got bored so i arabian goggled my cat
by big dave April 25, 2005
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Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.
You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!
by big dave January 24, 2003
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DBS means drity bum sex
by big dave February 15, 2005
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