big dave's definitions

DBS

DBS means drity bum sex

I had DBS with my friend Carl

by Big Dave June 18, 2005

hairy muff

1. - an unfortunate incident involving the crotchal area of you girlfried. likely to put you off sex for life.

2. - an alternative expression for fair enough

1. alex unzipped james' trousers 'holy shit!! he has a hairy muff'.

2. 'im going to the shop to purchase an illegal substance'. 'hairy muff'.

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

untouchable

Not just an attractive, natural woman, but smart and educated, who intimidates us mere mortal men just by her majestic presence.

Her pouty lips and soft, dark auburn hair are just too untouchable. I'm just not good enough for her.

by Big Dave June 2, 2002

mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003