big dave's definitions

DBS

DBS means drity bum sex

I had DBS with my friend Carl

by Big Dave June 18, 2005

wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

fucking ridiculous bullshit

Originated most notably in Austin, TX. Used to describe that which is frequently considered to be significantly illegitimate or insincere.

Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.

That third quarter earnings report is some fucking ridiculous bullshit!

by Big Dave August 5, 2004

lighthousing

when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!

Tim lighthoused me in the shower

by Big Dave April 25, 2005

arabian goggling

the real definition is slapping your balls on a guys arse and wiggling

i got bored so i arabian goggled my cat

by Big Dave April 25, 2005

untouchable

Not just an attractive, natural woman, but smart and educated, who intimidates us mere mortal men just by her majestic presence.

Her pouty lips and soft, dark auburn hair are just too untouchable. I'm just not good enough for her.

by Big Dave June 2, 2002