16 definitions by bernard bangwanger

masturdebating

1. When you first start to pleasure yourself and you can't decide which person you're going to think about during climax.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.

Steve spends a long time masturdebating since he has such a large spank-bank.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.

by bernard bangwanger December 30, 2011

Procrasturbation

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

by bernard bangwanger April 16, 2010

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

by bernard bangwanger June 11, 2010

dogvertising

placing an ad on a dog

dogvertising has helped spread the use of the word procrasturbation

by bernard bangwanger April 16, 2010

Specterrible

impressively bad

The movie GI Joe was specterrible

by bernard bangwanger April 16, 2010

P-Mail

An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.

Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.

by bernard bangwanger October 21, 2004

Oralgasim

a female voice creating peak feelings of pleasure

Listening to Caroline Smith gave me an oralgasim.

by bernard bangwanger April 16, 2010