8 definitions by benrad
by benrad February 8, 2019
Not the dying US department store, but in New Zealand and Australia, Kmart is one of the best things to ever exist. So many shiny things for your aesthetic, not to mention the $2 gumball jars. Honestly, we don't even deserve Kmart. Their stores are bright, and always full of basic millennials. They look absolutely nothing like their dying US counterparts. You could fill your house with Kmart furniture and your life would be complete. Where else could you get a 2m rainbow charger for less than $10? What about a unicorn phone ring for $1?
"I really wanna go to Kmart"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"
by benrad February 9, 2019
"New Zealand" 's version of "Lidl". Large warehouse-style stores selling cheap food, its main competitor is "Countdown" (aka "Woolworths") It is owned by Foodstuffs, the same company that owns the more expensive supermarket "New World".
Let's go do the groceries at PakNSave!
Saw a fight outside PakNSave yesterday. It's the third one this week.
Saw a fight outside PakNSave yesterday. It's the third one this week.
by benrad May 7, 2019
A dead chain of New Zealand low-end cheap department stores, similar the The Warehouse. The last DEKA sign is in Hunty , a town around 1 hour south of Auckland in the Waikato. All DEKA stores either closed or were converted to Farmers stores in the early 90s (?)
by benrad July 21, 2019
A New Zealand supermarket chain that is the exact fucking same as an Australian Woolworths store. Same food, same logo, same colour sceme. But don't try to use your Woolworths Rewards card at a Countdown. Trust me. It won't work.
by benrad July 21, 2019
Something that is very likely to happen.
It is referring to the New Zealand homewares store Briscoes, and the fact that they have a sale almost everyday, and that it would be very unlikely for there not to be one. The iconic Briscoes Lady often presents these sales on TV.
It is referring to the New Zealand homewares store Briscoes, and the fact that they have a sale almost everyday, and that it would be very unlikely for there not to be one. The iconic Briscoes Lady often presents these sales on TV.
by benrad February 10, 2019
A word relating to the New Zealand low-cost department store chain The Warehouse. It refers to the fact that the stores are often painted bright red. The stores are also known as the Ware Whare.
"Did you hear that they are building a big red shed down the road?"
"I just bought some jandals from the big red shed for 5 bucks"
"I just bought some jandals from the big red shed for 5 bucks"
by benrad February 8, 2019