9 definitions by bemorechadlike
A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.
Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.
Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.
Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?
Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.
Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?
by bemorechadlike February 11, 2019
by bemorechadlike March 5, 2017