bemorechadlike's definitions

runcle

There’s aunts and there’s uncles. And then there’s runcles—rapist uncles.

I grew up with a runcle 😔

by bemorechadlike March 7, 2021

executive time

A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.

Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.

Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.

Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?

by bemorechadlike February 10, 2019