When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.
Alex: Apples are different than oranges
Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....
Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me
Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....
Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me
by bemorechadlike June 28, 2020
Get the Cathy Newmaningmug. A usefully pretentious euphemism referring to any nonspecific dicking around, or a period of downtime enjoyably wasted. Named after President Donald Trump's penchant for same.
Dawdling by the water cooler, making chit-chat, avoiding work? *checks watch* How about that, it's Executive Time.
Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.
Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?
Lurking social media for two hours straight? You better believe it's executive time.
Idly masturbating on a weekend afternoon? Listen, what part of "executive time" did you not understand?
by bemorechadlike February 10, 2019
Get the executive timemug.