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2 definitions by beerlover87

 
1.
A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 December 15, 2007
 
2.
A penis that is covered in lubrication or saliva. Men usually have their peens greased before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 December 15, 2007