20 definitions by beelzebubba

Go Robot

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

by beelzebubba May 16, 2015

A situation where lubricant is needed but you don't have any on hand

Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.

by beelzebubba June 11, 2016

a roach who has made a nest and laid eggs in the pubic region of a man

Stephen can't get a girlfriend anymore since he's got cockroaches.

by beelzebubba June 16, 2016

I just walked in on my cousin and his best friend rubbin rogers!

by beelzebubba April 14, 2015

when someone with a Southern accent goes overboard with the "honeys" and the "bless his heart" in order to get on someone's good side

Mama went all cornbread mouth when talking to the cop after he pulled her over.

by beelzebubba January 3, 2018

A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks

Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.

by beelzebubba June 16, 2016

when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by beelzebubba July 23, 2016