beeflips's definitions

polipology

An apology that is not an apology, in the manner of a politician.

Rep.: But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.
Ex-wife: You had a hooker on speed-dial. This sounds like a polipology to me.

by beeflips December 9, 2008

plupricot

pro. ploo-pri-cot. A much better combination than the lame "aprium," which is cross breed of a plum and an apricot.

Pike Street Market Vendor: Would you care to try an aprium?
Beeflips: No, but I would like to sample the plupricot.

by Beeflips March 15, 2009

gradudated

Combo of "dated" (as in old news) and graduation. The boy/girl you dated as a senior but have moved on from.

Andy: I can't wait to go to Cornell!
Dwight: What about Angela?
Andy: Dude, she is so gradudated.

by Beeflips December 9, 2008

Downwrong

The opposite of upright.

Teylar: A person of integrity always does what's right, and lives an upright life.
Tim: I am clearly downwrong.

by Beeflips August 16, 2010