2 definitions by beaulingpin

Top Definition
the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."

Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.

I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.
After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.

guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.
#electric retard #web comic #retard #retards #electricity and magnitism
by beaulingpin June 23, 2009
A band that took a long time to really hit their stride. Known for their awesome albums ReLoad and StAnger, they came to prominence following these <S>turds</S> awesome albums.
Asshole 1: "Man, Ride the Lightening, Kill 'Em All, and Master of Puppets are nice and all, but I want something with a less technical and less aggressive sound, I'm sick of having my face shredded off"
Asshole 2: "Oh! Give the metallica album, St. Anger, a listen."
Asshole 1: "Fuck my life"
#metallica #things no one believes #metal #throbbing bicycle #bob rock
by beaulingpin March 22, 2009
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