A name given
to a person or group of people who consider themselves rock climbers. Whether they climb
professionally or for recreation, man or woman, they
are all rock humpers.
to this unique
group by me due to my inability to understand their passion for climbing on rocks. I believe that they like
than people. They
enjoy climbing so much that it seems only natural to suggest that they
have a relationship with the rock that goes beyond
the need to not only climb
it but dominate it like
a dog does another.
These unique individuals
usually gather in groups weekly, humping man-made artificial indoor cliffs.
Can also be shortened to 'humpers' to dramatically
increase the effect.
Me: "Hey Tucker, you goin' humpin' this weekend ?"
Them: "Hells yeah, you know it. We're humpin da shit out of the Red River Gorge."
Me: "Can you believe that they would
rather go climbing than
go to the best concert ever ? What a bunch of rock humpers
My team: "Can you believe those humpers
can beat us in football
?? I mean come on, you can hump yosemite but you can't catch or throw a pass !"