bastardized bottomburp's definitions

smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Vegemite

A thick, dark-brown bread-spread best put on toast or bread, but known to be spread on other edibles. Very potent in strong doses, able to render your tastebuds on the verge of withering up and dying. If you've grown up around Vegemite then this will have no effect on you.

Promite is better.

Those foreigners, spreading Vegemite on their bread thicker than Peanut Butter or common jam.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

buttard

A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.

Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.

"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

hoe

A garden rake. For the slut versian, see ho

Your mom and I dug up the garden with a hoe (XD)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

dastardly

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.

Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

phut

A short, precise excape of air.

heave... heave... PHUT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003