bastardized bottomburp's definitions

sell out

1) One who claims all these things unto his or her self but hypocritically contradicts this.
2) Those singers who do nothing but endorse products

fuck off, sell out, we don't listen to wuss-rock anymore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

wankhole

A terminal wally who frequently makes a bastard of himself. Like George W. Bush.

That wankhole controls a nation? Oh my God!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

Fanny batter

Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.

<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

antiwar protestor

Attention whores. Only doing what they do to look important. Its just another fad, like mobile phones. It'll wear off when Bush declares war against Mexico.

<Kroney> Sir! The Antiwar Protestors are at your door!
<Bush> Did they bring pie?
<Kroney> Well, no sir-
<Bush> OPEN FIRE!

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Moronic

adj. 1) to be terminally idiotic, with no brain capacity enough to spell or coordination to type on a computer keyboard. 2) to call people 'fags' is moronic, because 'fag' is just an unthought-of and childish insult, spurted by retards who are blinded by their own excitement of being unruly by saying the word 'fag.'

Most people who use urbandictionary.com are moronic. They only use it to write definitions of their friends names. Typically, all these 'friends' have asian names, so you can tell that a bunch of asians are ruining this website. Anne Vu, I'm watching you. Child.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003