bastardized bottomburp's definitions

Goo

cum

He loaded his goo into his ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

buttlace

1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.

1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

Kwong

An Annoyance, a nuisance

My, your son is quite a Kwong! I suggest you burn his pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

large ugly demons possessing human bodies

1. Women who act innocent, but slut about with every man or woman.
2. Fat whores on Jerry Springer/Maury/Jenny Jones etc.

Most feminists are large ugly demons possessing human bodies

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

plop

The sound one makes when one drops a ploppy-poo into a body of water.

Heave... heave... PLOP! Ahhh...

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Have You No Friends?

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"

<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

bottomburp

an emission of heavenly gas (deadly to those on the receiving end of it) which leaves a searing mark on the ground of wence the giver sat.

"I did a bottomburp!"

"You did a bottomburp!"

"We did a bottomburp!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003