Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

maddox.xmission.com 

"The Best Page in the Universe." Run by Maddox the Pirate.

I especially like his articles on X-Box and Contra 3.

maddox.xmission.com by Bastardized Bottomburp December 13, 2003

Brokenman.net 

An odd Australian web site. I found its address written in chalk on a sidewalk in the streets of Sydney.

It's useless any way.

Brokenman.net by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

wasaaaaaaap 

Most annoying catch phrase of the new millenium. Only said when greeting someone on the phone but you have nothing to talk about. If said otherwise, it proves your idiocy.

1: Wasaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
1: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?
2: So, why'd you call me?
1: No reason.
2: Good gracious!
1: ... Wasaaaaaaaaaap!?
2: Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!?!?

Continues for hours.

wasaaaaaaap by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

CN 

acr. 1. Cartoon Network; 2. Clueless Newbie; 3. Cellulose Nitrate

1. The only things worth watching on CN is Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Pinky and the Brain and 70-80% of Adult Swim (depends what they are showing).

2. "OMFG you CN!1"

3. The explosives had some CN in 'em.

CN by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

Periwinkle 

1. Any of several small, often edible marine snails, having thick, cone-shaped, whorled shells.

2. A pale purplish-blue color.

1. One of my friends has a head shaped like a periwinkle.

2. His face turned a light shade of periwinkle as he choked on the plastic lobster.

Periwinkle by Bastardized Bottomburp December 5, 2003

hore 

A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).

"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"

hore by Bastardized Bottomburp December 4, 2003

e-cronym 

Electronic-acronyms, often used by trendy, teenage girls on the Internet or even in real spoken conversations.

Spoken, 'LOL' is pronounced how it sounds, while 'LMAO' is pronounced 'Leh-may-oh' and 'ROFL' is 'Roff-el' (rhymes with 'Waffle').

"OMG did u c dat HOTT guy over dere???!!?!?!? LOL OMG he wuz hotter dan EMINEM!!!1! g2g cya" - Electronic

"Oh my god! I am so tired, like, totally! Lol!" - Spoken

e-cronym by Bastardized Bottomburp December 4, 2003