3 definitions by bastard orphan son of a whore

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Scitties

scitties are the name for the popular youtuber goodtimeswithscar's huge honka chonka minecraft titties. they're so ginormous and very very sexy. everyone should look at them in their hugeness and sexyness.

grian: oh my god have you seen scar today the scitties are out

literally nutting myself rn theyre so hot
mumbo: omg youre so right grian

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

only on tuesdays

a phrase said by taurtis from tokyo soul when grian mentioned them glarging. tuesday is glarging day btw
or when you wanna fuck with the homies but you dont want to be gay

sam: so how was last night? its wednesday
grian: bro tuesday was so good. its a shame me and taurtis fuck only on tuesdays

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023