11 definitions by bassplayer2493

canadian dust bunny

a high end brand of Canadian merkins modeled after the pubes of alanis morrissette

i decided to go to quebec for my honeymoon, so i surprised my wife with a pink canadian dust bunny

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

scottish firecracker

a hot sauce and pop rock encrusted penis...
that is all

hello Adrian, would you like to be nailed by my scottish firecracker?
-Chris Farley

by bassplayer2493 November 7, 2009

Mexican Nesquik

the end result of a long night of munching spicy tacos, usually a chocolate waterfall of hot shit water.

i won the world taco eating contest last night! but i was later greeted with the dreaded Mexican Nesquik

by bassplayer2493 November 3, 2009

mongolian mailbox

its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.

my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today...

by bassplayer2493 November 7, 2009