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Semibisexual is the most useless thing ever to some people. but people dont know the real definition. the real definition is you are semi which means semi truck. and bisexual which means sex. so if you round it to the nearest hundredths, you get strawberry buttplugs up the ass. which means strawberries look like buttplugs and thats true fact.
person 1: im semibisexual

person 2: wtf ur a strawberry buttplug????
by balogna mans March 16, 2022
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Kinkly is a girl who has a fettish for piss, and is gay. but is homophobic. which makes no sense but yes, shes cool to talk to aswell
she is also very kinky and she sends me yt videos on soundhub but it also sounds like pornhub, so kinkly always watches porn even though she said it was a tetris song.
me: kinkly ur so fuking kinky
kinkly: yes
by balogna mans March 29, 2022
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So fruit. Some fruit look like light bulbs, see strawberries look like buttplugs. and grapes look like anal beads. and a squash looks like Monster Cock. and a banana looks like a dildo, (obviously) and yeah. these wam bam toys are the best like no cap for real bruvvvie wyvvie smh my head anal fuck hesd sorry. so if someone says they like fruit, they secretly love sex toys inside them.:)
Person 1: mmm fruits are so good inside me

person 2: wtf
by balogna mans March 16, 2022
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person: BRUH I JUST RAWDOGGED THE SHIT OUTTA MY HOMMIE, AND NO ITS NOT GAY ITS HOMIESEXUAL. smh
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by balogna mans May 13, 2022
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Pansexual means that youre sexually attracted to pans, but if you round it up to the nearest tenths you get a grape, so Pansexual means youre sexually attracted to fuvking grapes.
person 1: im pansexual

person 2: stop fucking grapes you weirdo
by balogna mans March 15, 2022
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An Exqmple of an insult is: I know that u smell like hairy teddy bear tht has been shit on multiple times. But you dont gotta keep going upstairs into the bucket and pissing in my fucking bcket. I'm just saying when you have diareah donr shit in my fcking bed! It's annoying as fuck and my room just smells like cheese and shit. I know that you want to shit in the bucket all the time, but you dont gotta be a ketchup man every time you Expres it and you make me want to take a maslsive shit on somone's face rn even if its Hallowen and it smells. But the point is that you smell like a bee cumd all over the floor upside dwn. I alredy ate the cigarette and it tasted like if blaugh went on the ceiling fan and took a masive shit , and u turned on the fan it would spray all over your cheks, you gotta stop taking a shit on my pilow! It gets fukcing annoying when I'm just laying in sht. Plus the VIP member took my cheese and shoved it up his ass! But then I had to rip it out of his ass and eat it. It kinda tasted better. I'm getting off topic. The point is, STOP SHIVING MY CHESE IN YOUR MOUTH AND UP YOUR ASS! I would greatly appreciate if u shat in ur own bed and not on my ceiling fan locatd on the wal. But I started out with a bok, and now theres a big pile of shit! Okay but i saw your history, and uh, I saw pregnant dwarf pron. I'm just asking what the fuckimg ow wrong with u rn? I'm just concerned tht if you keep up with this you will be going upstairs a shit inside my pumpkin again:(
Person 1: i insult u now. die u poopy
person 2 no
by balogna mans March 16, 2022
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