22 definitions by ballplayer182
by ballplayer182 April 2, 2022
A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.
The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?
Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
Noun: a type of person or an individual whose anus smells like cigarettes. One who likes having cigs shoved up their asshole.
Tanya has pungent cig ass you can smell when she takes off her panties.
Renders is a real cig ass.
Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.
Renders is a real cig ass.
Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.
by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022
A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 19, 2022
Noun: a person who acts as a hooker or whore doing sex acts with the martial artists and instructors at the kukkiwon conplex where. This is generally the lowest form of sexual depravity as these prostitutes have the dirtiest stankiest kunt holes on the planet? Disease ridden and vag cig stench accompany these sluts
Higgy nems: wheres tushie hittin bombs these days?
Jbosh: Bro you havent heard? Hes out hittin them kukkiwon hookers And whores pretending to be a martial artist. He got rid of that Kearns kunt so he could savage with some kukky sluts.
Jbosh: Bro you havent heard? Hes out hittin them kukkiwon hookers And whores pretending to be a martial artist. He got rid of that Kearns kunt so he could savage with some kukky sluts.
by ballplayer182 May 3, 2022
Noun: one who chooses to shoot loads in asses.
A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.
A person who believes that the best place for his cum expulsions is in ass regions and assholes.
Tom blew hiw load in wendys bootie last night, jeez hes really a prolific ass splooger. He shot his juice in sandy and tonya last week too
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
Noun: what you call people who are totally useless lowlifes with no style, no grit and have no chance at completing the road to vag cig. A group of jacknuts that think they are somehow relevant but they are totally worthless wastes of space and should be banned from modern civilized nations.
C Koa: what up cuz… hey u seen them cats roaming around the poop and pee courts the other day in the ville? Are they legit or…
D Per: Uh, Hell no! those are Kunt Dawggies. Total social retards that have nothing to offer but their Mackhard Kunt cuts and pathetically lame personalities. They should be deported into the most remote area of earth so we dont have to smell their vag cig stench ever again.
D Per: Uh, Hell no! those are Kunt Dawggies. Total social retards that have nothing to offer but their Mackhard Kunt cuts and pathetically lame personalities. They should be deported into the most remote area of earth so we dont have to smell their vag cig stench ever again.
by ballplayer182 June 6, 2022