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1.
A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.
Kearns is da the Shit!!! Damn Car Jacking Druggies!
by Mammon Christ July 22, 2008
 
2.
Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety
yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up
by TheHappySausage October 04, 2013
 
3.
IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.
HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.
by Kearnol February 09, 2012
 
4.
1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around
Dude, you're such a kearns.
by mr kearns September 03, 2006