22 definitions by backwards_cones
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by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
old mcdonalds had a farm
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mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
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with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y
there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e
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mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y
there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
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waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((
a few years later
student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((
a few years later
student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
When you lost it and you looked up 10/10/10, aka October 10, 2010. Funny thing is people who has this birthday has a special zodiac garbage and lastly the people who has this birthday is 10 now, 11 when 10/10/10 comes.
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
which side
po: I DECLARE THE LAND OF GGERS IS MINE BY THE ALLPOWERFUL DECLARATION OF THIS TREATY OF LAND
ni: WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE NATION OF PO, WE ARE MUCH GREATER THAN YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS
po: WE SHALL BEGIN THE BATTLE OF NI AND POG TO GET GGERS
-world war 3 starts-
ni: WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE NATION OF PO, WE ARE MUCH GREATER THAN YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS
po: WE SHALL BEGIN THE BATTLE OF NI AND POG TO GET GGERS
-world war 3 starts-
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
Congratulations you just made a W on the keyboard starting from the letter W to the letter Y. Are you bored? Get some antiboredness pills ok?
person: wsxdrfvgy
person 2: dude you just made a w starting from the letter w
person: wait i did cool i was just bored
person 2: dude you just made a w starting from the letter w
person: wait i did cool i was just bored
by backwards_cones March 3, 2021
producer in rush e: les make so it is really loud and uses half of piano to make this cyka blyat russia masterpiece
sheet music boss: yes
sheet music boss: yes
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021